Wednesday, February 09, 2005
the war between heaven and hell


no this isnt constantine.




one day, heaven and hell were having an arugement. Jesus said, "i, the son of God, can use a computer better than satan here." and satan said, " i. can most definitely use a computer better than any f**ker anywhere."

so they had a contest on who could do more work more skillfully on a computer. and they began.

both Christ and Satan powerpointed, microsoft worded, msned, yahoo! launched, downloaded, microsoft excelled, blogged and everything you could possibly think of.

then all of a sudden, there was a blackout. all the power went off and all the heaven and hell were left in darkness. then there was light. the power came back on.

they both turned on their computers and resumed their work. but...

jesus had all his work the way he left it but satan's work was all lost. jesus smiled as he continued his work. satan was cursing as usual.

" mother****! what the **** happened! i want my work back this is an outrage! sonofa! shit!"

and christ says, "ah. what a relif", smiling as he types away.


satan hammers his keyboard. he turns redder than he already is.


he turns to saint peter and says. "this is unfair. how come i have to start all over again and christ can just resume where he left off?! this is biased!

saint peter looks camly at satan and says, "satan, satan. don't you see? the christ isnt like you. jesus, my friend. JESUS SAVES."